What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO